Maternidad
The only thing I want to hear when I tell you that I don’t want kids.
31 August 2025
Cookie Monster
Autopsy of an Obsession
23 August 2025
I see red
Notes on Amsterdam from a person who menstruates
11 August 2025
Berlin
Boring with a capital B
03 August 2025
Madrizzz
I dream of sleep
04 July 2025
Balkonien
Notes from a holiday spent at home
18 April 2025
Mollete
Buns of Greatness
11 April 2025
Guiri
She’s back!
3 April 2025
Chaparrón
On downpours and a very liquid humble pie
25 March 2025
Farruca
To all the angry women in my life
16 March 2025
Small Change
On arriving
2 March 2025
Love is in the air
Musings from a Ryanair flight
8 February 2025
On moving
It’s not all bad
25 January 2025
New Year, Enough Me
What if my inner sloth actually liked doing yoga?
11 January 2025
Can I still feel Christmas magic as an adult?
Chasing those Christmas movie moments across London
24 December 2024
Como un pulpo en el garaje
EN: Like an octopus in a garage
17 November 2024
Terrific Storage
On the ghost of minimalism past and egg cookers
5 November 2024
Shades of Blue
On becoming British
22 October 2024
French Oral
On the interminable joy of learning a language (featuring my hot PE teacher)
12 October 2024
Twerk After Work
On busting your ass and relaxing your glutes
26 September 2024
From a trip to Scotland
On trains … again
14 September 2024
An ode to my acrylic vest
The things I will do to defend an ugly top
1 September 2024
The nutcase
On food trends and London in August
23 August 2024
Notes from my trip to Dante’s 10th Circle of Hell
On facial paralysis and fretting
15 August 2024
Curious Concoctions: Love Lessons from The Alchemist
On crystals and crossroads
8 August 2024
Dispatch from the train
On hard-boiled eggs and bell chiming bathroom trips
1 August 2024
Growing Pains
When your X ghost account has more followers than your blog
25 July 2024
Plaque-d
Anatomy of yet another meltdown
19 July 2024
“Just do it” my ass
Lessons on procrastination from my 10-week writing course
12 July 2024
Sitting among Skyscrapers
From a yoga class at the Walkie Talkie
6 July 2024
On the UK Citizenship application
Because the word limit in the actual form is not nearly generous enough
16 June 2024
Tesco Meltdown
On chocolates and choice
30 May 2024
Tethered
On dust bunnies and period stains and home
31 March 2024
On water stains, a seagull turd and a tenant’s dignity
To be read on a grey February afternoon, when the darkness of winter seems interminable
11 February 2024
Millennial musings on travel in the 21st century
On the one thing people in their 30s won’t shut up about
29 January 2024
‘A sort of life rather than a Monday to Friday sort of dying’
On a wistful pre-schooler, couch paninis and an economic coming-of-age
25 November 2023
Of nanny states and boob-shaped stickers
On unicorns, gynaecologists and lunchtime banter
3 October 2023
Where to go in London to reduce the chances of getting dog pee on your bag: a listicle*
A selection of my favourite museums, galleries and bookshops (aka reasons to stay in London)
28 September 2023
Growing Out: a Hairstory in 5 Acts
On facial paralysis and Antonio Gramsci and weird barbie house
12 September 2023
When a Falcon lands in South Ken
On a crafty Liverpudlian, the democratisation of exhibitions and pee paradise
26 August 2023
Notes from the precipice of a third-life crisis or The story of how this blog came about
On being a nineties babe and existential angst and the joy of delaying real-life decisions
5 August 2023